The cops in Port St. Lucie, Florida pulled over two guys around 3:00 A.M. on New Year’s Eve.  One of them was 30-year-old Jethro Geneus, and he had an outstanding warrant, so they searched his backpack.

They found two large bags inside, one with a white powder and one with a brown powder.  They assumed the bags were filled with drugs, but Jethro Geneus had a genius explanation:  “Those aren’t drugs! Those are ingredients to bake a cake.”

He said one was sugar, and one was cornstarch.

Unfortunately for him, the cops did a quick field test on the powders . . . and found they were actually both ecstasy.

He went to Jail… and ended up on Criminal Genius!