Two Nitwits entered a store near Keele and Dundas west in December and “began taking meat products and placing them into a suitcase they brought with them.”

When confronted by a staffer on the scene, one member of the duo began wielding a knife and making threats, after which they were able to quickly flee — to the airport, perhaps? — with an array of steaks and porkchops in hand. Well, in suitcase.

And, their getaway vehicle of choice was just as hilariously bumbling and peculiar as the crime itself: an Uber.

Here a link to the whole story!

https://www.blogto.com/city/2021/01/toronto-man-heist-suitcase-meat/