I had NO IDEA those floating tiki bars were ACTUAL BOATS! I need one of these! Can you imaging floating around one of our bayous in one of these?!

Anyway…

There’s a 26-year-old guy named Tyln Morlang from Independence, Missouri.  And he was in Key West, Florida this week.

On Wednesday morning, he was drunk and found his way onto a floating tiki hut . . . there’s a company that has these tiki hut-style charter boats with a bar on them.

And . . . Tyln turned on the ignition and drove off.

The U.S. Coast Guard wound up tracking him down off the coast of Key West.  He was arrested for felony grand theft.