Texas has been struggling with porch pirates, so one couple had a creative plan:  They’d fill a box with DIRTY DIAPERS and leave it on their porch.

And it worked . . . the thieves drove up, grabbed the box, and ran off.  But unfortunately, that did NOT scare them out of the neighborhood.

The couple says that when the porch pirates realized the box was packed with dirty diapers, they returned and smeared those diapers on their front door. 

Then, they came back AGAIN about 30 minutes later . . . with a big bag of cow manure . . . and spread that all over their front porch and the cars in the driveway.  

The couple called the cops, and apparently they have set up a patrol in the area.  As far as we know, the thieves are still on the loose.