There’s being a Michael Jordan superfan and then there’s wanting to own a pair of his “personally worn” boxer shorts.

For the sickos — sorry, for the enthusiasts — in the latter category, we can reveal that a pair of the NBA legend’s undies are going up for sale by Leland’s auctioneers.

An auction insider tells us that the shorts were “regularly” worn by Jordan and show signs of “heavy use.” But we’ll be damned if we’re going to ask what that means so if you want to know you’re going to have to find out yourself. Their number is (732) 290-8000. God speed.

"Heavily Used" underwear for only $500! https://t.co/PUbayssYGv

— Mason in the Morning (@MasonsCountry) August 31, 2021